Ehrlich Was a Lobbyist Governor

To all the haters who said O'Malley couldn't prove that Ehrlich was a lobbyist just got served. We have uncovered evidence that he was a lobbyist governor.

We played six degrees of separation and one of Ehrlich's employees had a friend who later did some shit. But before that when everything was all good, Ehrlich threw a Hanukkah party and that mutual friend waz there.

Tazelaar got a hold of da pix and highlighted the illegal activities in it. Then he sent it to the press. Of course, Ehrlich thinks it's some big joke.

Ehrlich burst into laughter. "It's too goofy," Ehrlich said of the Democrats promotion. "When you are unable to sell or market your candidate, you start this stuff early."

But what about his ties to Abramoff? There are none, Ehrlich said, still laughing, "or they would have found it last time."

(picture brought to u by da Maryland Democratic Party)

Why would he hold a Hanukkah party and take pictures with the guests if he wasn't a lobbyist? That obviously shows Ehrlich's shady character. You can actually see the lobbying in the picture.

LOL U GOIN DOWN EHRLICH

Da Party Don't Stop When We Dems Roll In

To all the haters out there who ask: Why does it seem like O'Malley is always in the Irish bar or playing his guitar? Shouldn't he be "governing?" Well, I got news for ya...



Just as I told da Washington Post: People always seems to have a vision that their governor should sitting behind a desk all day bored, waiting for people to come into their office, and, yes, sometimes they do force me to do just that, and while we do hang out close to Annapolis in da bars during session-most of my time has always been spent on the road, going to the Irish bars all across the state, being on stage with a guitar in my hand...that's the way I've always rolled since I'm a fly sexy governor. People want to see da O'Malley up close and I ain't one to disappoint.



So I am bringing my sexy self on tour to 11 stops all across Maryland. Of course, I'll be bringing my entourage of taxpayer-funded employees and police escorts with me coz I'M A ROCK STAR GOV, BABY!

Be there or be square!

And that's not it, DA MD DEMS MOVED THEIR HEADQUARTERS INTO THE BAR PERMANENTLY!!!!!!!!!!!11.

It's a brilliant move. It's not Irish, but alcohol, music, pretty girls, the opportunity to prank the Repbs (who are just up the street) on a daily basis...What's not to love?


Also, a few of you have asked why I didn't post about the end of session.

That's because I was too wasted to remember most of it.



However u would be surprised to learn that it's not all fun and games after the balloons and confetti drop...


(This is boring, can U get me a Heineken?)

In the middle of your holiday party, I doubt they make you take a "work break," but that's what they do in Annapolis. I was ready to do another round, when they dragged my drunk ass back in there to sign some damn bills.

LOL, "bleary-eyed" is right. Luckily, they realize that you're gonna be pretty gone by that time, so I didn't have to sign them all, only a third. They put off the rest of them till May. So I signed a few bills, smiled for a few pictures, chatted up a few lobbyists and lawmakers, and then I hit the bars again.

Being governor sure is hard work.

Why is Isaac Salazar missing during an emergency???!!

Ok why is MD Dem New Media Director Isaac Salazar missing during an emergency???

And this be a REAL emergency not a fake one like da blizzard.

Haters bitched because during the state of emergency I had declared for the snow storm, I played two shows at the Rams Head Tavern for da lobbyists and my fellow Dem fans. But seriously, snow never hurt anyone. The MD Dems were frolicking in it and makin snow balls.

But with Isaac missing, who is going to turn on the (moon)bat signal and alert the Dems that O'Malley is in trouble?

Dems need to be callin in to Ehrlich's radio show tomorrow to tell him that he's a big meanie.

Last night, I was partying it up in da Irish bar with my lobbyist friends and fellow Dems. (And damn right, I'm gonna get myself to safety first, before I tell those fools that there might be a fire in da bar.) Today, as you can tell by the slang, I be the one updating the official twitter. (Thankfully, they taught me how to delete drunk texts) . I could be out havin fun, but tonight on a damn Friday, I be trying to alert all the Dems.

*Sigh* O'Malley be working damn hard to keep his job

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Click on the pic


No more (moon)bat signal? :(


What will I do if no one is listening to me? I don't want to talk to myself...